cd 1

1. Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture 2:01
2. Mystery Roach 2:32
3. Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers 0:48
4. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue) 0:55
5. Tuna Fish Promenade 2:29
6. Dance of the Just Plain Folks 4:40
7. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise) 0:58
8. The Sealed Tuna Bolero 1:40
9. Lonesome Cowboy Burt 3:54
10. Touring Can Make You Crazy 2:54
11. Would You Like A Snack? 1:23
12. Redneck Eats 3:02
13. Centerville 2:31
14. She Painted Up Her Face 1:41
15. Janet’s Big Dance Number 1:18
16. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 1:57
17. Mysterloso 0:48
18. Shove It Right In 2:32
19. Lucy’s Seduction of A Bored Violinist & Postlude 4:01

cd 2

1. I’m Stealing The Towels 2:15
2. Dental Hygiene Dilemma 5:11
3. Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting To You? 2:59
4. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 3:11
5. Penis Dimension 4:37
6. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 3:29
7. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 1:08
8. Magic Fingers 3:53
9. Motorhead’s Midnight Ranch 1:28
10. Dew On The Newts We Got 1:09
11. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 0:41
12. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 1:10
13. The Girl’s Dream 0:54
14. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 1:00
15. Strictly Genteel (the finale) 11:08

Bonus Tracks
200 MOTELS PROMOTIONAL RADIO SPOTS:

16. CUT 1 «Coming Soon’…» 0:56
17. CUT 2 «The Wide Screen Erupts…» 0:57
18. CUT 3 «Coming Soon!…» 0:31
19. CUT 4 «Frank Zappa’s 200 Motels…» 0:11
20. Magic Fingers (Single Edit) 2:57

ENHANCED TRACK: Original Theatrical Trailer